officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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hedgehogsofasgard:

Tummy rubs (x)

myhotkoolaid:

I’m pretty sure at some point Chekov just started fucking with people for fun.

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

spicyshimmy:

"hm star trek looks interesting i’ll just watch one episo—"

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kyuketsuki-no-malik:

dansk-apple:

himekofujisaki:

hinomaru721:

Which one is your hairstyle??

The crappy ver. of 37

shorter crappy ver. of 13

A longer version of 21

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

dansk-apple:

himekofujisaki:

hinomaru721:

Which one is your hairstyle??

The crappy ver. of 37

shorter crappy ver. of 13

A longer version of 21

jayjay022:

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

Yessss

awesome-osprey:

how to find homestucks

  • take bike horn
  • honk it randomly in public
  • see who starts screaming and/or sobbing uncontrollably
  • youve found the homestucks