I’m pretty sure at some point Chekov just started fucking with people for fun.
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”
"hm star trek looks interesting i’ll just watch one episo—"
how to find homestucks
- take bike horn
- honk it randomly in public
- see who starts screaming and/or sobbing uncontrollably
- youve found the homestucks