*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

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i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting



Before seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:


After seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:


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Here There And Everywhere
The Beatles
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Here, There and Everywhere is a song written by Paul McCartney. In his biography Many Years From Now, McCartney said the song is one of his favourites. John Lennon reportedly told McCartney it was “The best tune on the album” and said in his 1980 Playboy interview it was “one of my favourite songs of the Beatles.” It was ranked the 4th greatest song of all time by Mojo in 2000. Inspired by the Beach Boys’ album Pet Sounds, McCartney wrote the song at Lennon’s house in Weybridge while waiting for Lennon to wake up. “I sat out by the pool on one of the sun chairs with my guitar and started strumming in E,” McCartney recalled. “And soon I had a few chords, and I think by the time he’d woken up, I had pretty much written the song, so we took it indoors and finished it up.” x


i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs


the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend



if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

idk man as a long time user of cake wrecks, i can honestly say that it has changed my life for the better